Day Two

Mixed greens, tomatoes, one banana, one clementine, several cherries, olive oil, vinegar, raw cashews, raw hazel nuts, and green lemonade--that's what I consumed yesterday. So, where is the cleanse? Where is the mad dash to the toilet...the great bowel blast one would expect from such a raw regimen? My fingers are as swollen as from a night of dirty martinis. My belly has a Thanksgiving day distension. I'm Diana Rhea for goodness sake, not Connie Stapia.